kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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