ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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