I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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