i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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