Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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