Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It's blow job season.
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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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