he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
