Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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