pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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