And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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