I looked at my own cervix.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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