that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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