Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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