so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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