I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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