he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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