your thong is hanging out like whoa
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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