Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I have tasted many bathrooms
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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