Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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