I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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