On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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