She is in my trunk
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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