And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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