i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You may now shotgun with the bride
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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