Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
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I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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