So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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