dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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