you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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