no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Randomize
