no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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