YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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