Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
why is half of my head shaved?
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