they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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