If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Im part way to drunk.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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