Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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