so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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