That's intense
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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