jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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