he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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