Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
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Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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