just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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