I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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