Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
not ubering you a puppy
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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