Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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