i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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