Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Non-Jews are for practice
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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