whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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