i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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