I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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