Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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