sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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