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She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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