What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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