And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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