So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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