just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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